Sometimes I get a little jealous of all the young, pretty skinny bitches..excuse me, NOVICES on our team.

I've decided I'm marrying my coach. Debate girls are more mature. 25 isn't too old for me, right?

I've seen almost everyone on my debate team naked more than once.

My partner and I purposely dress like sluts to distract opponents. Good news is, it works on the guys. Bad news, the girls get a hell of a lot meaner if you make out with their captains.

I am in LOVE with a Varsity PuFo kid who I debated once. I go out of my way to talk to him as much as possible. I would do naughty things to him in that suit. oh god. <3

I told my coach I threw up so that I wouldn't have to work with policy novices.

I got inexplicably excited when I found out my school provides access to EBSCO host.

This year in debate we had a debater who had this... Legendary monster penis that most of us had heard about. Long story short, he really sparked our curiosity and eventually the boys got him to "whip it out" during class.... Three times! On the last occasion a little prose girl saw it (she was terribly traumatized). Anyway, he got kicked off of the team. P.S. does this count as a confession

I want to do bad things to every single remotely attractive LD boy...